What are some comebacks if I'm being called fat?

Answer by  Tom57 (113)

I may be fat, but I could always lose the fat. However you are a moron and you cannot lose being stupid. A variation: You can fix fat, but no on one can fix you.

Answer by  Anonymous

at least when its windy i don't go crying to my mummy beacause i fell over and scratched my knee

Answer by  Brett (7986)

And you are stupid, but I can at least lose the weight. Or, yeah I'm fat but you're ugly. Or, thank you for pointing that out, you are extremely observant.

Answer by  Turkwork (1150)

The best comeback for name calling is to not make a comeback. It's sometimes better to do nothing and then you take the power that your tormentor has away.

Answer by  Ryochan (214)

Most of these insults take the insult and fling it back at people: - Yes, I am. Want me to sit on you? - At least I won't blow away in a storm! - am i? That's nice. (Said in a bored tone)

Answer by  Anonymous

Aww you noticed stupid...funny cause I thought the same thing about you is there a mirror behind me (it is very important not to seem nervous in any way

Answer by  Anonymous

The only reason I'm fat is because whenever I do your mum, she feeds me a cookie.